This right here is basically your run of the mill drugged up idiot calls 911 to please fix a bad marijuana deal story, but I’m putting it up because this is also the part where I admit I’m out of touch.
Daneshia Lachelle Heller, who I should note was walking around with other drugs in her pocket at the time, called the cops to report that she’d been stiffed on a transaction worth a whole 5 dollars. Yes, 5 dollars.
As a person who has only paid for his own weed once in his life (and even that was more than a decade ago), I am completely in the dark as to how much pot one could reasonably expect to obtain for that amount of money. I didn’t buy all that much myself, but I know damn well I paid a lot more than 5 bucks for it. This is Florida, if that makes any difference.