Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton recorded a song together in 1984. For real.
I don’t know what to think of it. At the same time as it’s no goddamn good, it’s also better than it probably should be. Obviously Dolly’s just singing circles around the poor guy here, but I can’t not give him credit for trying because I expected so much worse.
That bit at the end, though. Yeesh.