Michael Jackson Goes To Heaven

Michael Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates but St. Peter doesn’t recognize him, so before he can be let in St. Peter decides to ask him a few questions to get to know him.

“What’d you do on earth,” he asks?

“I dressed up in costumes and entertained people. They all loved me,” Michael answers.

“Did you ever get in trouble?”

Michael thinks for a moment and then decides it’s probably best to be honest.

“Well, I was accused of fiddling with little boys,” he begins. “But we paid some of them off and I won the other court case.”

“I’m sorry father,” says St. Peter as he looks through his books. “I don’t have your information. What parish are you from?”

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