I made a nice big pot of chili a couple days ago. Thankfully Carin wasn’t home when I did, because I sure would have hated to have to stab her in the leg had she offered to help.
Officer Jennifer Moreno says a 26-year-old is accused of attacking his 35-year-old wife and a 30-year-old man who is a family acquaintance around 5:10 a.m. Friday on the city’s west side.
Moreno tells The Detroit News the acquaintance stirred the pot, which was on the stove, and the man apparently didn’t like that. Moreno says the acquaintance told police the man bit and stabbed him because he “was unhappy about him stirring the chili.”
The victim was taken to hospital for treatment of bites and stab wounds to the thigh which were said to be non-life-threatening. The wife, who I guess got caught in the fray, apparently didn’t need medical treatment. Our ill-tempered chef, meanwhile, was arrested. Police say they aren’t releasing his name until charges are officially filed.
The only reason I might do that to youis if I was cooking my parents in the chilly and I felt that you were preparing them incorrectly. If you don’t know what the hell I’m on about, go watch the South Park episode entitled Scott Tennerman must die…
Nope, can’t say I’ve seen that one.