I’ll get to the story in a second, but first I feel like we need a little music. This one to explain where the headline came from,
And this one because…well…
According to a press release from the Utah County Sheriff’s Office, police were called to the Diamond Fork hot pots in Spanish Fork Canyon Thursday just before 5 p.m. after reports, “a man was running around naked with bells hanging from his genitals.”
Several witnesses between the ages of 8 and 16 told deputies they had seen the man, who was later located fully clothed near the trailhead parking lot.
During questioning, Kenneth Allen Beck, 64, didn’t deny to police that he was their bellboy, telling them that “he just likes doing what witnesses described to see their reaction.”
Everybody needs a hobby, I suppose.
He was cited for Lewdness Involving a Child, a class A misdemeanor.
Though it might be the first time bells were involved, this isn’t the first time Beck has been visited by the Lewdness-Indecent Exposure fairy. In 2005, he was convicted after exposing himself to a restaurant employee while ordering food. They don’t say which one, but wouldn’t it be funny if it was Taco Bell?