I wanted to write a post to say thanks to a local business. I do a lot of screeching and chewing, so it’s nice to be able to say something positive. That business is Bingemans. The folks at my awesome job had an employee and family picnic there. My first reaction was “Woooohooo! I’ve never …
Monthly Archives: July 2016
Aww What An Adorable Wheelchair!
I saw this video, laughed, and then thought it made a great point. Now, doesn’t that look ridiculous? And I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all those things happen, if not directly to me, then to someone else I know who has a service dog. It adds another dimension to the no petting the dog rule. …
In 300 Metres, You Would Have Been Just Fine, You Dope
I long ago gave up even reading stories about numbskulls who blindly follow their GPS units into bad situations, but there’s something different about this one. Yes it’s somebody reacting to what their GPS says in the stupidest way possible, but somehow this one strikes me as worse than usual because in most of those …
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And Now, Jerry Will Play Us A Little Number On The Organ
According to cops, a worker operating a street sweeper on July 12 stopped to use the restroom at a small park in Brooksville, a Tampa suburb. While in a stall, the man told police, a man entered the restroom and went into the adjoining stall. In short order, cops say, the victim was confronted with …
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This Trump Guy Isn’t So Bad
I’ve been avoiding saying anything about Donald Trump here, because I was taught as a young boy that the best way to deal with a moron jackass who’s looking for attention and trying to get a rise out of you is to ignore him until he figures out he’s getting nowhere and goes away. Generally …
Your Vehicle, Which Art In Our Living Room. Damaged Be Thy Frame
Whether she was praying too hard or not hard enough is a debate for another day, but it’s pretty clear that this woman’s deity of choice might be trying to tell her to change up her methods a little. A 28-year-old woman was taken to the hospital for evaluation after driving into a Mary Esther …
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Deeply Dippy
Usually it’s nice to see people working together to solve a problem. But when that problem is our no good friend soiled the hallowed halls of our home with cheese dip so now must be stabbed, not so much. According to police, the incident happened late Saturday night at Winchester and Millbranch, not far from …
You Might Feel A Small Prick In Your Mouth
Right now I’m in the market for a dentist with an office closer to where I live than my current one because it’s getting to be a pain in the ass to have to go out of town every time, but maybe it’s not such a big deal. I’ve been going there for as long …
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A Republican Debate In Song
This is a bit old, like there were more Republican Presidential candidates than Donald Trump old, but I like it. Some impressive use of Autotune here. And yes, “We need brain” is something Trump actually said. “We need brain in this country to turn it around.” If America has brain, he won’t win.
OKStupid
I’m not familiar with Mike Bobrinskoy, but if the rest of his stuff is as funny as this story about someone trying to scam him on OKCupid with the old I’m stuck in a foreign country and I need money trick, he might be worth getting to know. God, I hope this is all true. …
