Whether Michael Henson was having a really really good Tuesday or a really really bad Tuesday is a matter we could probably debate all day long, and which side of the argument you fall on is going to depend on how you feel about several things. The copious ingestion of substances, the amount of fun one can derive from swinging on stop signs, how liberating you find walking around in nothing but gym shorts, how much you enjoy camping or whether passing out in some guy’s yard even counts as such and how cute you would find the man van babies that might be coming to Ohio in the next nine months or so. It would be nine months, wouldn’t it? Somebody check on the gestation period of automobiles and get back to me.
Police responded to a report that a man with his pants down was swinging from a stop sign on Tuesday evening, WDTN-TV reported.
When officers arrived, they found Michael Henson, who appeared to be intoxicated, walking around wearing only gym shorts and shoes.
A woman who called police told officers she saw Henson standing near a parked van. She said Henson pulled his shorts down and placed his genitals in the front grill of the van, WDTN reports.
The witness said Henson continued his actions with the van for a while before he passed out in a nearby yard.
Oh, and if you’re calling this one for the good time brigade, you’re going to have to see public indecency charges as a positive outcome, because Henson earned himself one of those by the end of the night.
Thanks for the link, Michelle. I don’t always remember to credit people for these things, so I’ll bet you’re proud as punch to have your name attached to this one.