Don’t The Dew

Here’s a refreshing bit of honesty or self-awareness or something.

A man caught trying to provide a fraudulent urine sample for a circuit court-mandated drug test identified himself as “Dumb Ass” when the arresting deputy asked him his first name, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office report. Asked if he’d just responded with “Dumb Ass,” the man answered, “Well I am, ain’t I?”

It may not be his real name, but he certainly wasn’t lying. That fraudulent urine sample? It consisted of a radiator hose filled with warm Mountain Dew, much of which he spilled on his pants.

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