The police have a really hard job, but I bet that some days it’s pretty fun. Like on the day when some dude you’re chasing makes it easy for you by plowing straight into a tree and knocking himself cold. That sounds like a riot. According to the Michigan State Police, around 1:10 a.m. on …
Monthly Archives: November 2016
Happy Election Day, America. Soon It’ll All Be Over
Well…here we are. After what feels like no less than 12 years of insults and ridiculousness with a little bit of campaigning thrown in once in a while, it’s finally election day in America. That means a lot of things, including that it’s time for us to say that if you’re eligible to vote in …
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Singing Rice-Ipes
If you awoke this morning hoping to hear Johnny Cash and other country stars being impersonated so it sounds like they’re singing songs about the fantastic meals you can make with Minute Rice, well then, today is your lucky day, my friend. It’s cringeworthy and hilarious as these old marketing records tend to be, but …
TNA Will Never Die, It’s Ok That Charlotte Won And Other Wrestling Thoughts
Like I say basically every time, been a while since I’ve done one of these wrestling things. The usual reasons apply, but today I feel like it for reasons I don’t fully understand, so let’s go. 1. Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks was the best match at the WWE Hell in a Cell PPV. I don’t …
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What Will You Wear, Kurt Jenkins
“And what is your costume supposed to be, little boy?”, is what I’d like to imagine the first question asked by the officer who encountered Kurt Jenkins on Halloween was. According to a Boynton Beach police report, a witness called police to complain of a naked man who was driving slowly through the neighborhood. The …
Run For The Hospital
If there’s a lesson here, it might be that if Taco Bell screws up your order and you decide to bring it back, don’t be an ass about it or you might find yourself getting your own ass kicked. Or maybe that although some customers are inevitably going to be rude, you’re better than that. …
Hey There, Doll Face. How Would You Like To Come Back To My Place?
Believe it or not, I can come up with a few reasons why one might walk into a lingerie store empty handed and walk out with a display mannequin. Maybe you work for the mannequin company and the store people asked you to take it. Maybe it’s someone’s idea of a harmless prank. Or maybe …
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Who’s Going To Represent Kicking Horse Pass Now?
I don’t know why, but the other day I started thinking about Dave Broadfoot. Was he still around? He’s got to be getting up there. When was the last time I really saw him do anything? I always liked him on Air Farce and those TV specials back in the day. I should see if …
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Facebook Live, Brains Not So Much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_RD-ziEY5I What you’re watching here is a fucking retard (his words, not mine) named John Pinney finding a new and inventive technological way to spend some time in jail. To be more specific, it’s an edited down version of Pinney using a police officer’s iPad to stream himself on Facebook Live being chased as he …
Insert Cockpit Joke Here
British Airways has suspended one of its pilots while it investigates several photos that appear to show said pilot working the wrong set of instruments. The photos, allegedly showing Colin Glover wearing stockings while performing a sex act on himself in the cockpit, have led British Airways to temporarily relieve the experienced pilot of his duties, the …
