Robbed A Bank And Left All Cool, Swiped My Card ‘Cause I’m A Fool

Take it, Dave. Neal entered the Wells Fargo branch on First Avenue on May 13 and approached a teller window, according to his plea agreement. He first swiped his card through the card reader at the window. When the teller asked how he could be helped, Neal replied: “You’re being robbed. Don’t make a mistake.” […]

Who Took The Cookies From The Cookie Jar? Why Not Ask the Built-in Camera

Normally when I hear about one of these internet connected household gadgets, my first thought is who the hell is this for? But that’s not the case with SKE Labs’ smart jar. Once I get my hands on one, it’s going to be easier than I ever imagined possible to tell something to kiss my […]

Let’s Read About People Crapping Themselves For A While

I don’t know why, but stories about people shitting themselves are almost always funny. It’s a fact. A clinically proven one, even. Hey, if everyone in a commercial can throw out that phrase regardless of it’s truthfulness, why can’t I? Anyway, here’s a collection of stories about doing just that that some folks sent to […]

I Was Just On My Way To Turn Myself In

Whether or not you’re wanted on outstanding warrants, it’s always good to make sure that the taxi you’re getting into is really a taxi and not, say, a police cruiser. Then again if you are wanted on outstanding warrants, regardless of whether it is or is not a cab you will get a ride somewhere. […]

The Arrogant Worms Would Like To Write And Release A New Song Every Month

And they would like you to help them do so by becoming a Patron, which I’m going to do as soon as I post this and remember my Patreon password. Three guesses which one happens first. Help us make fun of a world that has it coming…           Hi, we’re the […]