She Brings Out The Worst In Him

Not much to add here. Just a possibly crazy man terrorizing and attacking his family with his hands and some frozen sausage. Derek Kiesler, 24, was arrested earlier this month following a violent confrontation in the Bardstown home he shares with the victim and the couple’s nine-month-old child. Police allege that Kiesler struck his girlfriend …

Another Angle On The Katie Rich Thing

I said my piece on this earlier, but we’re going to talk about it again because this brings up a couple things I hadn’t considered. One is that Katie Rich may not have been mocking Barron Trump at all and that even if she was, SNL isn’t exactly in a position to claim any sort …

In That Book, Was He Voted Most Likely To Get Arrested In A Stupid Way?

I’m not sure if Deaquan Scott didn’t know who’s house he and his buddy were going to or if there’s more to the relationship between perp and victim than was reported or what, but I do know that this is why you should always wear a mask when you head out to commit a home …

Comedy Writer Suspended From Comedy Writing Job For Writing Comedy

Katie Rich, a writer for “Saturday Night Live,” has been suspended from her position at that show following a widely criticized post she made Friday on her personal Twitter account in which she mocked Barron Trump, the 10-year-old son of President Donald J. Trump. She was suspended immediately after her tweet, and her suspension is …

Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Hanging Out In This Tree

I wasn’t going to post about this John Kuznezow fellow that police in Wisconsin found in a tree while he was probably spying on women in an apartment building nearby, but then this sentence happened. When the police asked the man to get down they noticed his pants were undone and found that he had …

They Don’t Teach Bank Robbery In Rehab, It Turns Out

Let’s start with the good news. Jamal Goodwin was able to sign himself out of drug and alcohol rehab. Possibly to celebrate, he decided hey, why not rob a bank? So he did, and managed to make off with a shade over $5,000 while also pulling off a successful taxi getaway. Not too shabby for …

She’s Got The Freshest Breath In The Room, Assuming She’s Still Breathing

Not exactly cutting edge news here (story is from 2015), but I’m sharing for 2 reasons. 1: Because it reminds me of this and 2: because holy shit, right? According to an incident report from the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office, 57-year-old Neil Berry of Appling came home on Sunday night to find his wife, 59-year-old …

We Sure Do Have A Lot Of Words Because We Can’t Hear Properly. What? I SAID WE SURE DO HAVE A LOT OF WORDS BECAUSE WE CAN’T HEAR PROPERLY!

I know there are all kinds of ways that language has evolved, but I had no idea how much of English resulted from so many of us needing hearing aids. Next I want to see one of these detailing single words that came from the accidental mashing together of two different ones, like the time …