Our Long Nightmare Is Over. Chris Berman Will No Longer Be Calling Home Run Derbies

Many years ago I said my piece about Chris Berman ruining the damn Home Run Derby every year, so needless to say I’m a pretty happy fella having just seen this news. ESPN announced on Thursday that on-air personality Chris Berman will assume a new position for the company after the NFL season. He will …

RealDonaldContext: A Built-in Tweet Fact Checker Because America’s President Lies A Lot

If you can’t quite bring yourself to remove Donald Trump from your internet entirely, now you can at least ensure that you’re getting a somewhat more accurate presidential experience by installing RealDonaldContext, the Washington Post’s new Chrome extension and Firefox add-on that will allow you to fact-check his tweets. What a world we live in …

You Shouldn’t Kill Animals! Let Me Do It Instead!

I’m about as far from vegan as it gets, but if you’re not, great. I’m also not one who tends to engage in public forms of protest all that often, but if you do, great. Everyone should do what they want to do and be what they want to be. But for the love of …

Goodbye For The First Time, Arrogant Worms

Good news. the Arrogant Worms farewell album that we all helped pay for is finally ready to go. The First Farewell Album is out! Not only can you listen to it (and buy it) from our Bandcamp site, but you can also download it with all 14 of other albums for under $40! (Just look …

Sir, You’ve Got The Wrong Number. But Officer, You’ve Got The Wrong Idea

Jeff Lytle may or may not have just learned a very important lesson. I say may or may not because when you start off from a position of such overt yet preventable dipshittery, the capacity for learning is by no means guaranteed. The arrest came after Lytle tried to reach out to a hitman named …