The CNIB Is Starting Its Own Guide Dog Program? How?

I came across this press release about the CNIB starting up a guide dog program, and I was sceptical, to be generous. To be more accurate, I checked my calendar to verify that it wasn’t April 1, because I was sure this was some kind of elaborate joke. But after I saw this video, the …

Grease Is The Word. It Worked Better Than Stop, Anyway

Over the years we’ve seen a lot of strange reasons for people to attack one another. Somehow, unless I’m forgetting something, musical instruments haven’t featured nearly as prominently on that list as you’d think. But feature they do today, and you know what? Unless this fellow is a master of his art, I totally understand. …

News Bloopers, The Sex Edition

I have loads of these things (He said loads!) that I need to get around to digging out of my files and putting up here, but for now, enjoy this compilation of unintentional sex-related news moments. Yes, Rob Ford is in it. By the way, there’s a chance that YouTube may ask you to sign …

I Hope You Like The TSA. I Mean Really, Really Like Them

The TSA, the United States Transportation Security Administration, has announced that it’s going to do a very government-like thing. They’re even going to give it a nice fancy name so as to avoid calling it what it is, that being something you and I would more than likely get arrested for if we tried it. …

A Real Uber Driver Will Never Try To Negotiate A Price Or Ask You for Cash

Normally when one of us writes about a scam, we’re doing it because we want to either laugh at an incompetent one or at the people who fall for an obvious one. But right now I’m going to be completely serious because I know that even as popular as it is, there are a lot …

They Could Have Saved Themselves A Whole Lot Of Words By Just Writing Fore!

So this is one of the weirder recall notices I think I’ve ever seen. I have nothing more to add. Seriously, once you read the first sentence, nothing else in the world will matter. You’ll just be sitting here like I am, laughing and wondering what the fuck was going on at this factory. McCain …

It’s Tans And Trix Talk Time!

I am so overdue on doggy talk, and we just marched through that time of the year where there is a cluster of dog anniversaries for both Trix and Tans, so it’s a good time to talk about both beasts. Well, I guess I can officially stop worrying about Tans pulling a LaniJo. She has …