As God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Looked Like My Brother

Lord, I hope this was somehow filmed by one of those game warden shows on Animal Planet that Carin and I like to interchangeably call Nature Cops. A hunter who believed he had taken down a pair of turkeys set out to find the birds, only to discover his brother and friend wounded on the …

Excuse Me, Mr. Sketchy Looking Guy? What The Heck Is A Rubbery?

At least once we’ve covered would-be robbers with handwriting so terrible that their victims had trouble figuring out what exactly they were up to. In that case, the poor penmanshiped perpetrator was juuuuuuuust smart enough to get out of Dodge when it became clear that things were heading south. Dion Taylor, on the other hand, …

President Is A Hard Job. Very Very Very Hard. Should Be Easier. Sad!

Of all the scary things about Donald J. Trump, United States President and there are many, I think somehow the fact that he had no idea how hard the job was going to be and that he thought it would be easier than running companies into the ground or grabbing pussies or whatever the fuck …

It’s Yours But I Can Have Some? With Me You’d Like To…BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!

55-year-old Maryland resident Daniel Brian Blackwell has been charged with attempted first degree murder, assault and reckless endangerment after rounding up a collection of guns and ammo, shooting at least four times through the kitchen floor of his home and engaging in a several hours long standoff with police. Why? Because his wife took a …

The First Ever Commercial Jingle, We Think

I just read a story about the rise and fall of commercial jingles and how changes in the advertising, television and music industries brought and continue to bring it about. You can read it here if that’s something you think you might be interested in doing. But even if you’re not super interested in that, …