Didn’t expect this one to go the way it did.
A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies standing there.
Is there a problem,” he asks?
One of the deputies asks if he is married.
“I am,” he replies.
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife. The man agrees and gets a photo to show them.
The deputies examine the photo, have a whispered conversation and then turn back to the man.
“I’m very sorry sir,” one of them begins. “But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
“I know,” says the man. “But she gives a great blowjob and she can really cook.”
