This joke is very bad (just the way I like ’em), but it does have me wanting a daiquiri. Might take the edge off my traditional post-dentist headache. Hmmm…
Doctor Jones likes to stop into his local bar after work for an almond daiquiri. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead.
The doctor takes a sip and says, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?”
And Dick says, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”