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This joke is very bad (just the way I like ’em), but it does have me wanting a daiquiri. Might take the edge off my traditional post-dentist headache. Hmmm…

Doctor Jones likes to stop into his local bar after work for an almond daiquiri. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead.

The doctor takes a sip and says, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?”

And Dick says, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”

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        1. You mean “or as I like to call them, Dave’s jokes,” hahaha. Well, it is *somebody’s* bad joke of the day.  I’m half curious to see if he’s still capable of messing up something that simple.

          And I wonder if now might be a good time to fire off my constipated mathematician joke.  I bet he’d tell it.

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