El Passed Outo

Wow. That’s when you know someone’s on drugs. Douglas Francisco drove into a drive-through lane at a bank, passed out in said lane, and when awakened, tried to order a burrito. Then, he drove away and passed out again somewhere in the bank parking lot. I’m glad he didn’t actually try to drive anywhere else, but holy wow!

The most mysterious statement was “During police questioning, Francisco “made several statements that were differing from reality,”…” Were the statements simply that he thought he was ordering a burrito? Or how weird did they get?

My best hope, since he was on a bunch of prescriptions, was that he didn’t know what they would do before heading off on his mission for who knows what. Something tells me I might be a bit too optimistic.

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