Statues

A male statue and a female statue are in a park. They’re both stark naked and for years they’ve been staring at each other.

One day, God comes down and brings them to life.

The male statue¬†says, “Do you wanna do what I wanna do?”

She says, “Well, hell yeah.”

So off they go into the woods. Twenty minutes later they come out, sweating & panting.

“What do you say we rest up awhile and then go do it again,” he asks?

“Hell yeah!” she agrees. “Only this time, you hold the pigeons while *I* shit on them!”

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