A boy walks into the living room and says “hey Dad, I’m curious. Why did you name my sister ‘Teresa?’” “Well son, your mother really likes Easter, and Teresa is an anagram of Easter,” he answers. He pauses a moment and then asks, “you do know what an anagram is, right?” “Yes dad, he replies. …
Monthly Archives: June 2018
I Didn’t Know
A teenage couple have been dating for a little while, so the girl says to the boy that she wants him to meet her parents. He’s a little skeptical, but she tells him that if he can make a good impression on them that she will reward him with sex. He agrees, and extremely excited …
Bottle Of Wine, Fruit Of The Vine. Who Am I Gonna Have To Run Over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZynyHW2hfw You know how it is. It’s morning, you’re hammered, and gosh darn it, you’re plumb out of refreshments. What to do…what to do? You could call it a night, of course. How are you going to do it all again this afternoon if you don’t sleep now, right? But if you feel you absolutely …
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FlickType Just Got Even Better
A few months ago I wrote about FlickType and how nice it was to have an honest to god easy way to type on my iPhone again. And today, the news gets better. Dear AppleVis friends, We could not be any more excited today to share with you our biggest news yet: The brand new, …
One More Person Who Isn’t Happy When John Cena’s Music Plays
I’m not sure how common these sorts of prank calls still are on American radio, but here in Canada, at least anywhere I’ve had a chance to listen, they pretty much don’t exist anymore. I don’t know if it’s some sort of legal thing or down simply to the fact that most radio is uninspired …
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Turns Out The Old Saying About Bringing A Knife To A Gunfight Is Probably True
I’m not a big fan of guns in general. Unless you’re planning to shoot something for the purposes of eating it or protecting something that’s going to be eaten later, I don’t feel like there are many good reasons for needing one. But that’s not to say that they absolutely never have a purpose. Now …
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What’s That, Lassie? You Can Speak English Now?
I read about the idea of a pet translator, and although it’s in primitive stages, I got a little bit excited. Maybe, finally, this could be what I have been wishing for in this old post. Maybe this would allow me to ask my guide dog why she’s having trouble, or if anything hurts, or …
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Spooky Stuff Coming To Real Life
Here are eight “Black Mirror” things that kinda sorta exist in real life. Actually, we should make that nine. I meant to put this up last week to make people go “Woe, freaky!” Steve sent it to me. I knew about a few of these, but not all of them. No. 2 and 3 were …
The English Language Used To Be Even More Complicated
Did you know that the alphabet used to contain at least ten more letters than it does now? Me neither. I knew about the long S although my brain started to short circuit a bit when he got into explaining its usage rules, but the rest of these were new to me. And try as …
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What’s The Password
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender what the WiFi password is. “You gotta buy a drink first,” says the bartender. “Okay” says the guy, “I’ll have a martini.” Time passes, and one martini has turned into three before he finally asks for the password again. The bartender says, “yougottabuyadrinkfirst, …
