Old Bert always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples wore, so when he saw some on sale after his round one day, he wasted no time buying them.
He was so delighted with his purchase that he decided to wear them home so he could show them off to his wife.
Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and asked “Honey, notice anything different about me?”
She looked him over and replied, “Nope.”
Frustrated as all getout, he stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes.
Again he asked, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”
She looked him up and down and said “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yelled out, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN?”
“Nope. Not a clue,” she replied.
“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!”
“That’s nice dear,” said his wife. “Too bad you didn’t buy a new hat.”