Today’s Music Playing Kids Dress Up As And Sound Like The Bee Gees

This is from a TV talent show called Your Face Sounds Familiar. The kids, the oldest of whom is thirteen, perform under the name the TNT Boys and are becoming pretty well known for doing things like this. By the way, Too Much Heaven is the best Bee Gees song. Fight me.

Well Hey, At Least He Stopped Crying

And this is why we have a parents of the year tag. Six-year-old Florida boy Ryker Roque has died of rabies after being scratched by a bat infected with the disease. Who the heck dies of rabies in the United States in 2018, you might be wondering. Well, that would be six-year-olds whose parents don’t …

I Got My Head Examined, MRI-style.

We discovered that Spotify has everything when just for fun, we yelled “Hey Google, play the MRI song” and it played this. So…soundtrack? So a couple Saturdays ago, I had to have an MRI of my brain, specifically to have a good look at my pituitary gland. Don’t worry, I feel fine. The doctor’s trying …

Finally, A Quiz I Can Ace!

As you may have heard from the people screaming about it online, Ontario’s new PC Government has announced they will be immediately repealing the 2015 Sex-Ed Curriculum, and “temporarily” replacing it with the 1998 curriculum. Which begs the question: What the fuck? But also: could you pass the 1998 sex-ed final exam? Take this quiz …

Trump Sucks. Please Vote

LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS: A CATALOG OF TRUMP’S WORST CRUELTIES, COLLUSIONS, CORRUPTIONS, AND CRIMES There are many depressing words in this article, but I think the most depressing come right at the start when it’s noted that “This is the first in a series.” And that is, unfortunately, no lie. The first link covers …

Sweet Child O’ Mine, The Funk Edition

Apparently Sweet Child O’ Mine lends itself quite well to covering. Postmodern Jukebox did a bluesy one, there was that guy and his washing machine, and now we have this awesome funk version by a band called Scary Pockets. Musicians Bass: Sam Wilkes Drums: Tamir Barzilay Guitar: Ryan Lerman Keys: Jack Conte Trumpet: CJ Camerieri …