These are dumb. What’s your point?
*Did you hear about the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind a bus.
*Q: Where do people go when they have two broken legs?
*Q: What sound do porcupines make when they hug?
*”Son, what does your daddy do for a living,” asked the teacher.
“My daddy’s dead,” the boy replied.
“I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?”
“Grabbed his chest and fell over.”