Take One…Out Of My Pants

Somehow I missed this one last summer.

When Rebecca McKay went to her band’s studio last week, she found something she never expected.
A man, shirtless and sweating, allegedly masturbating to pornography on the band’s computer was sitting on the couch in the mixing room. He quickly tried to come up with a cover story about why he was in the studio — he said he was renting the space.
The man eventually fled the space, but was tracked down by members of the band and questioned about a custom guitar that went missing, as well as an expensive bottle of scotch.

The next day, McKay said the man returned to the studio and was arrested by Waterloo Regional Police.
At this point, no one knew anything about the squatter, aside from his first name being Dom. When the group returned to the studio, they turned on a computer, where they found Cignelli logged into his Facebook and Plenty of Fish account.

That’s right ladies, he’s single! Or at least he’s pretending to be! And going by this Reddit thread, he’s also somewhat well known around town.

I also learned from the thread that the victimized band is called “…And More”. When I was a kid I wanted to name a band that, but when I actually did join one it had a name already so I have yet to realize this dream.

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  1. Hello, the person referenced in this is my estranged brother who I haven’t seen in over 20 years. I’ve known about this story for a long time. He has suffered from mental health issues much of his life and isn’t of sound mind, although that does not excuse his actions. He is a homeless drug addict who experienced years of abuse. There is always another side to these types of stories.

    1. There often is, it’s true. And I hope that somewhere along the way, if he hasn’t already, he can find himself the will to get himself the right support and get to a better place in life. And I hope that whatever support he needs is there for him when he’s ready. Our society tends to do a pretty poor job of giving people a hand up when they need one.

    2. really……i just experienced this “person” first hand, at maplehurst. he seemed to be doing just fine hiding his drugs during med time to sell later for stronger meds. he uses his mental health as a crutch for his behavior. 3 weeks in a cell with him and another man while in 24hr a day lock down revealed the true dominic. manipulative deceiving “person” called himself a asshole who ruined his own relationships.

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