I’ve been off the sex market for a very long time. But let me assure you that if I weren’t and if one day I happened to find myself with someone and the conversation went something like “Ok, before we do this I’m just going to set the phone on the bed,” that person is outa here. Yes, even if we’re in her house.
Dude. Seriously. No phones on the bed, even if the reason is kind of creative. It’s creepy.
Besides, if this thing doesn’t have Short Music for Short People, it’s not doing me a whole lot of good anyway.
A musically responsive app that syncs with your sexual rhythm …
It’s simple, download the app, adjust for mattress firmness, select one of the music categories—dance, trance, funk, chill, roots or smooth jazz —choose your song, then place the phone somewhere on your mattress.
Regular New Music releases, designed just how you like it!
Connect it to external bluetooth speakers for great sound!
The music moves with you as you move with your partner
From soft to hard beds we have you covered!
BEDBEATS is the world’s most advanced bedroom music app, using the incredible new capabilities in phones to maximize your together time.
BEST APP, EVER
We don’t claim ‘world’s most advanced bedroom music app’ for nothing. BEDBEATS is stocked full of high-quality custom music that ebbs and flows as you move. Finally, a DJ for between the sheets.