The CBC has this labeled as opinion, for some reason. Doug Ford’s government is a government of grifters It shouldn’t be this easy to write so many look at some of this shit pieces so soon, guys. We haven’t even been living with this mistake for a year yet. I’m obviously not going to post …
Monthly Archives: March 2019
A Literal Stolen Base
I had somehow forgotten all about this until Deadspin reminded me just now. Don’t ask me how I managed to forget something this funny. Way too much stuff happens way too fast now. It was June 26, 2001, and the Pirates were bad. They were already 21 games under .500 when in a game against …
Simple Twymans Bad At Crime And Going To The Jail
“Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones wants to relay a few tips about what you should never do at the Sheriff’s Office or any police agency,” Jones said in a news release. “We hope you find this helpful: “• If you are not handicapped, do not park in a handicap spot, especially if the sheriff’s personal …
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Not Burying Yourself Under A Never Ending Avalanche Of Stupidity Is Good For You
I was never as hooked on social media as a lot of people, but even I can tell you that the last few months of limiting my already limited exposure to everyone’s garbage opinions and constant stupid outrage even further has me starting to feel a bit better. I’m no less informed (you should see …
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Today In Not Freaking Happening: Bring The Phone To Bed With You For Customized Sexy Time Music
I’ve been off the sex market for a very long time. But let me assure you that if I weren’t and if one day I happened to find myself with someone and the conversation went something like “Ok, before we do this I’m just going to set the phone on the bed,” that person is …
You Can Now Get Help From Google’s Disability Support Team Directly Through Be My Eyes
It took a while, but another company has finally joined Microsoft as part of Be My Eyes’ Specialized Help feature. Hey, Google. We’re pleased to announce that Google is the newest company onboard the Specialized Help platform! Specialized Help enables blind and low-vision users to connect directly with company representatives through a live video connection. …
Huh. People Like To Drink Beer and sing. Who Knew?
I call it most of the good parties I’ve gone to, but nowadays they call it Beer Choir, apparently. Looks fun, whatever name you want to give it. And what a fantastic theme song. One group of Edmontonians has come to realize that songs and craft beer can make a perfect pairing. A new musical movement …
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Doug Ford Might Actually Be About To Get Something Right
Province to announce classroom cellphone ban: Canadian Press None of the kids had them in 1998, which is going to make for a super authentic atmosphere during sex ed class. This is one of the few times that it’s hard to disagree with Doug Ford on something. You’re a kid. The fate of civilization or …
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Northern Access Network: Canadian Low Power Pirate TV Of The 1970s
Another one of those bits of TV history I’ll bet most of us never knew about: David Brough and his Northern Access Network, a group of 30 or so illegal northern Ontario television stations that ran on videotaped programming from Canadian and American channels that he could pull in from Toronto. Why? Because, as the …
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If You’re Looking To Damage Your Records And Listen To Some Horrible Sound, This May Be The Product For You
You might think that a small, portable record playing device such as the RokBlok that eliminates the need for an actual turntable would be a good idea. You might also be wrong. I had a feeling going in that it wasn’t going to be great, but let’s just say it exceeded my expectations. Yikes.
