Another one I thought I’d already posted.
Happy Easter, by the way.
Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch having a chat.
“Do you still get horny,” the first one asks?
“Oh sure I do,” replies the second.
“What do you do about it,” asks the first?
“I suck on a lifesaver and that usually takes my mind off of it.”
The second lady thinks about this for a moment and then asks “so…who drives you to the beach?”