Lifesaver

Another one I thought I’d already posted.

Happy Easter, by the way.

Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch having a chat.

“Do you still get horny,” the first one asks?

“Oh sure I do,” replies the second.

“What do you do about it,” asks the first?

“I suck on a lifesaver and that usually takes my mind off of it.”

The second lady thinks about this for a moment and then asks “so…who drives you to the beach?”

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