I’ll Ask Again. Are We Ready To Sit Quietly And Work On Our Math Problems now?

Substitute teacher definitely isn’t the easiest job in the world, but have the kids really gotten so out of hand nowadays that you need to bring a knife and a gun? According to an affidavit in the misdemeanor criminal cases against Weaver – reckless endangerment, third-degree aggravated assault and possession of a firearm on school …

We Acted In Good Faith. We Know We Did Because We Said So

I haven’t been sued once in my life let alone multiple times in under a year, but I want to think that if this were not the case, that I would, at some point, be wise enough to pause and reflect upon why this might be happening and what I might do to make things …

Kill The Runner On Second Base In Extra Innings Experiment With Fire And A More Sensible Plan

Baseball’s pace of play people have had some well intentioned ideas (trying to cut down on the deliberate time waste between pitches), some ideas I don’t care for (I still think you need to earn your stupid intentional walk), and a few ideas that are downright terrible, like starting extra innings with a runner on …

Open For Whatever We Tell You To Be Open For, Or Else

So remember when I said that Doug Ford wouldn’t be happy until we were all covered in PC campaign stickers? Clearly somebody in his office read those words and thought “wow, what a great fuckin’ idea!” Ontario to mandate anti-carbon tax stickers at gas pumps Yup. Dude is out here legally obliging private businesses to …

Justin, Justin, Justin! What Are You Doing?

Trudeau threatens Scheer with lawsuit over SNC-Lavalin comments PM’s lawyer sent letter to Opposition leader about remarks made concerning the SNC-Lavalin matter This seems like a good time to ask a question I’ve already asked once this week. Do you guys want to win the election or not? This is a terrible strategy in every …

Today’s Special Is Domestic Violence

If this happened to most of us it would be the strangest experience of our lives, but in Florida I bet it’s just Monday. According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office probable cause affidavit, Dankner and his mother were in their backyard when he asked her to dress his mannequin. After she refused to …

Thank You, Dictionary. That’s Helpful

My uncle has a joke of the day calendar. Every morning, he texts a bunch of us the day’s entry. If it’s a question joke rather than a funny quote or one liner, he only sends us that part and then waits to see how many of us can come up with the right answer. …

Government Financially Assists Struggling Small Business

Liberal government slammed for $12M retrofit to Loblaws fridges But let’s be fair. Loblaws is only worth a scant few billion dollars, is so desperate to make ends meet that it had to unlawfully manipulate the price of bread and let’s not even get started on how it’ll ever be able to afford to pay …