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Man exposed himself near UT’s Pickle Research campus in northwest Austin, police say The University of Texas Police Department is actively investigating an indecent exposure incident near the West J.J. Pickle Research campus in northwest Austin. According to the release sent out by UTPD, the witness stated that a man approached her in the circle …

You Sound Like My Ex

I thought I’d posted this one, but the search says otherwise. Tim finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment as his wife watched. After a long period of silence she finally spoke. “Honey, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married, maybe …

Letting Pharmacists Handle Things A Doctor Isn’t Really Needed For Isn’t A Bad Idea

Ontario government may let pharmacists prescribe treatments for minor issues like sore throats I’m all for this, assuming it’s well thought through and administered, of course. Not for reasons of my own convenience like the government seems to be suggesting here, but because anything that’s going to free up doctors to deal more personally with …

Take It Out AT The Ball Game

So this is a thing that happened at a baseball game a few weeks ago. Angry fan at Mets game threatens young family and exposes himself to the kids The incident happened in the ninth inning of the Mets’ 9-0 victory over the Phillies Tuesday night, when 20-year-old Richard Patrylo asked the father if he …

Government Decides To Do A Bunch Of Terrible Things More Slowly So We Won’t Notice Them As Much

In a rare moment of clarity, Doug Ford and whomever pulls the strings that make his arms and lips flap have decided that perhaps being universally hated might not always be so great and have kicked a few particularly stupid cuts down the road. Ontario’s Progressive Conservative government has backed down on retroactive funding cuts …

Aww Nuts. What A Meth. Everything’s Going To Pot. I’m Such An Ass

When you’re a 13 times convicted felon, I don’t think it’s going too far out on that limb over there to say that decision making maybe isn’t one of your better qualities. This certainly seems to be the case with Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, who looks to be well on his way to conviction 14 and …

If You Were Mindful For A Moment, You Would Never Buy This

I don’t know if these Moment Pebble people have created the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, because I’ve been around a long time and have seen my share of things both stupid and otherwise and it’s hard to rank them all at this point. But what I do know is that they’ve absolutely given …