The University of Texas Police Department is actively investigating an indecent exposure incident near the West J.J. Pickle Research campus in northwest Austin.
According to the release sent out by UTPD, the witness stated that a man approached her in the circle drive off the MoPac frontage road to ask for directions.
“While speaking with the man, she says he exposed himself,” the release states. “The witness immediately called 911.”
In case you’re like me and didn’t know this, yes, J.J. Pickle was a real person. He is known for many things, among them handing out squeaky rubber pickles to people he met on the street. So…uh…maybe this was a strange tribute of some kind. A stretch sure, but it might work as a defense for our boy here once the police get their hands on him.