That’s The Last Time I Give Someone An Eskimo Kiss

It’s never not funny when you’re watching Cops and you see some guy explaining to the officer that he doesn’t know what might be found in the pants he’s wearing because they’re not his, he’s just borrowing them from a buddy. I feel like perhaps Fabricio Tueros Jimenez may have seen one of those episodes and then said to his buddy “here, hold my straw and watch this.”

During a Sunday morning traffic stop, deputies said 20-year-old Fabricio Tueros Jimenez was inside the vehicle as the passenger. One of the deputies noticed a white powdery substance on his nose. Jimenez’s nose was swabbed and test results showed it was cocaine, officials said.

Authorities did not specify the events leading up to the traffic stop, which occurred at Himes Avenue North and Idlewild Avenue West.
According to the sheriff’s office, Jimenez tried to tell deputies that the cocaine on his nose did not belong to him.

I assume he felt similarly about the backpack containing 250 grams of marijuana and 13 Xanax pills, plus the bag of cocaine police found during a more thorough search.

He’s been arrested on various drug charges. No word on whether or not he and his giant testicles have been released or are still in jail.

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