A guy shows up at a costume party with a girl on his back. “Hey Bob, what in the heck are you supposed to be?” asks the host as he answers the door. “I’m a turtle,” says Bob. “A turtle?” asks his friend. “How are you a turtle?” “Of course I’m a turtle,” says Bob …
Monthly Archives: October 2019
This Bud’s For You. This Warrant? Not So Much
Good on Billy Bob Hall for doing the right thing and turning himself in to police so that he could take care of his warrants. But perhaps before he started in on the liquid courage, he should have made sure those warrants existed. They didn’t. Billy Bob Hall, 59, thought he was the subject of …
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Yes Steve, The Words Cutting And Ford Do Still Appear In The Same Sentence For Other Reasons Now And Then
Ford is cutting 7,000 white-collar jobs No joke, when I saw this, I automatically assumed that the Ford in question was Doug. It isn’t. It’s the car maker. But if you live in Ontario, I’m sure you’ll forgive the mistake. And if you don’t, I hope this helps you better understand what it’s like to …
Rich People Are Going To Hang Us Out To Dry. Film AT 11
Everyone, I need you to drop whatever you are doing and listen to what I am about to say. For what I bring to you today is news of an extremely important, heretofore unthinkable revelation. I hope you are ready, and that you are sitting down or otherwise properly secured so as to prevent shock …
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Ford Government Finally Finds Something It Can’t Cut
Unfortunately, that something is carbon emissions. Premier Doug Ford’s government has done almost nothing on the bulk of the promises in the greenhouse-gas reduction plan Ontario introduced last November, according to a new report by an environmental watchdog group. The report published Thursday by Environmental Defence examines the seven key actions Ontario pledged to cut carbon emissions in the province, and …
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Everybody Needs Good Speakeroos
I like the little song in the Volkswagen commercials. It’s bouncy, it’s catchy, it’s fun to sing along to…especially when you actually know the words. I wasn’t sure if I was going deaf, there was too much background noise, I always caught it from a distance or some combination of the three, but for a …
It’s Been 25 Years Since That Version Of O Canada AT The Las Vegas CFL Game
I posted this video once before, back when everybody was freaking out about Nelly Furtado singing O Canada at that basketball game and I was trying to get them all to calm down. And now that the 25th anniversary of what is still one of the best worst anthem performances of all time has passed, …
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With Friends Like These, We’re Going To End Up With The Government Nobody Deserves
Maybe hordes of black people have been telling Judy Sgro that they’re very proud that Justin Trudeau wore blackface years ago. I have my doubts, but I can’t prove that they aren’t. But if they are, why apologize for saying so? And if they aren’t, why would you make up something so immensely dumb? In …
Air Farce Grounded
I can’t remember the last time I actually sat down and watched an Air Farce special on New Year’s Eve because most years we’re either hosting something or being hosted by someone else, but that doesn’t mean I won’t miss them when they’re gone, which apparently is going to be soon. It isn’t what it …
Hell In A Cell Is Dead, Much Like My Interest In WWE. Here, Have A Wrestling Notepad
So good to see one guy clowning both sets of tag champions by himself. I know the one guy is Braun, but jesus. Do they not have 4 random dudes back there? Do we have to go out of our way at every turn to make sure that nobody ever cares about anything again? Speaking …