That’s Not Why It’s Called Headquarters

This isn’t the first time something like this has happened, but it’s been a while.

We don’t know exactly what brought Jamesley Jaques (pronounced Jacks even though it most likely isn’t but you’ll know why it is in a second) to the police station, but the reason he might be staying there a little longer than he may have intended is much more obvious.

According to the report, Jamesley Jaques, 22, was in the GPD lobby waiting to speak to the front desk when he began masturbating. This was seen by two front desk employees and a GPD officer. 
When an officer approached Jaques, he told them he was not masturbating, but “praying” to his penis.

“Spare the rod…your staff comforts me…something something something…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen!

Jaques was charged with disturbing the piece and locked up on $2,000 bond.

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