We Have Reached The Point Where We Need Put Your Damn Phone Down Coaches. I Am So Sad

I was fixin’ to get really mad about this when I saw the headline, but I just can’t get there. Believe me I wanted to, but then I did a little math. Kids born in the late 90s or at the turn of the century are old enough to have kids of their own now, […]

To Be Fair, What Else Would You Expect Someone With A Name Like That To Do

Guilty of ten charges of dishonestly obtaining financial advantage by deception after ripping off various farmers to the tune of around $86,000 worth of undelivered hay and grain is Stephen John Swindle. The 31-year-old operated a scheme in which he offered to sell hay and grain to farmers to feed their stock but would only […]

Great. Now We Have To Hire Another Hit Man To Kill The Con Man Who Was Supposed To Kill That Other Con Man…

A strong urge to kill the no good SOB who conned you and your daughter out of €60,000 is certainly understandable. But that said, it’s not generally a good idea to actually go ahead and contract someone to do it so that you can get the money back by harvesting and selling his organs. I’m […]

Semicolons Just Made Sense To Me For Like The First Time Ever

I write a lot, but I virtually never use semicolons. In fact, I’m not sure I’ve ever used one here (no, I’m not combing through every post to check, although one of you can feel free to do that if you have nothing else going on ever again). We covered them in school, but for […]

Look At This Stupid Ass Video About What’s Supposed To Be A Smart Light Bulb

Not that any of you were curious or anything, but all you need to know about why no house of mine will ever have smart light bulbs as long as the choice is mine to make can be found right here. Yes, that really is a three minute video about how to factory reset a […]