That’s Not What They Meant When They Told You To Get The Head Out

Not sure how poor Reese McGuire is ever going to live this one down. Any time a commentator makes a reference to choking up on the lumber or getting some good wood on that ball, this is all anybody’s going to be thinking about. And don’t even get me started on what he might be studying in the video room. Blue Jays’ Reese McGuire Allegedly Masturbated In Parked Car Before Arrest

TMZ Sports has obtained the police report from McGuire’s arrest … and cops say a witness told them the Blue Jays catcher had been masturbating in his parked car before they arrived on the scene.
According to the report … cops say after they rolled up to the parking lot, they saw McGuire with his shirt “barely covering his genitals” and his sweatpants around his ankles.
They claim in the report when they got McGuire out of his car, he “had an erection which was very apparent.”
Cops say McGuire apologized to them profusely for the incident … saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, this is really embarrassing.” Cops say McGuire added, “I really shouldn’t have been doing that.”
In the report, cops claim when they got McGuire’s phone to try to find his current address … they noticed an “extremely pornographic video was playing on the screen.”
Officers say they asked Reese why he came to the parking lot instead of just going home … McGuire responded that he “did not know, it just seemed like a good place.”

He was arrested and charged with “exposure of sexual organs”, a misdemeanor. He’s scheduled to report to court in March for trial.

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