I Am The Very Model Of Effective Social Distancing

We’re supposed to call it physical distancing now, but whatever. I like that change, by the way. It’s a much better description of what’s supposed to be going on. You can be social from a physical distance thanks to all of our old and new technology, and the same people who keep telling us to …

Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus!

Well done, sir. Lyrics: Now when a virus comes along that’s spreading like a plague and POTUS and his lackeys have been nothing if not vague Well then you’ve got to trust the CDC and listen well Unless you want to bid our free society farewell There is a… Super bad transmittable contagious awful virus …

Joe Diffie Propped Up Beside Jukebox At 61

The coronavirus has started coming for the entertainers. It got Joe Diffie over the weekend and right now it’s working on John Prine, who will hopefully pull through. Update: He didn’t, unfortunately. What a huge loss for music. Absolutely one of the best songwriters there has ever been. Obviously this is extremely sad, but hopefully …

How The Vomit Comet People Are Responding To COVID-19

Sorry…Too many emails… Lyrics here if you need them. So how are we doing? So far, we’re doing ok. I’m working from home, we’ve been told we’re working from home until at least May, being kept very busy because when everybody *has* to do their courses on line, problems come up that haven’t been dealt …

Did Somebody Say McFired?

The good news is that a teenager thought this was a good idea. The bad news is that it’s one of the teenagers that’s old enough to vote. McDonald’s employee faked COVID-19 to get out of work, Hamilton police allege On Monday, police were tipped from Hamilton Public Health Services about an individual who allegedly …

Good Luck Coughing Up All That Bail Money

I don’t really believe in hell, but if the mental health evaluation that Margaret Cirko was sent for after this shit doesn’t find something she can be helped with, I hope there’s a special place there for her if I’m wrong. The 35-year-old has been charged with multiple felonies and misdemeanors after she claimed to …

Screen Reader Accessible COVID-19 Stats Tracker

There are lots of nice charts and graphs floating around out there to keep people updated on the latest COVID-19 statistics, but nice charts and graphs don’t do a whole lot for us blind people. So if you happen to be blind people and you want to see how the world is faring at any …

If It Wasn’t For The Need To Distance, They Could Switch To Vans

This is logical, yet strange sounding. I wonder if other cities are going to start doing the same thing. Guelph Transit limits number of people on a bus at one time Only 10 people allowed on a bus at any one time starting Thursday, March 26 Guelph Transit has implemented new changes in the wake …