A Calculator To Make You Feel Like An Idiot For Buying All That Toilet Paper

Judging from the stores around here some of you could have used this service a couple weeks ago, but hey, it’s never too late. And so I give you How much toilet paper? The simple calculator for how much toilet paper you need to survive the pandemic.

Not everyone is able to get to a store and stock up on toilet roll. Don’t be selfish.

Created by London based student Software Developer Ben Sassoon and Artist Sam Harris after they had a discussion about how much toilet paper they each used on a day to day basis and how that would change during the pandemic. It has now been used by over 2,000,000 people and is helping to reduce toilet paper shortage round the world.
Sliders alter the amount of toilet rolls you have and the amount of times you go to the toilet everyday. There are also advanced settings which alter wipes per trip, sheets per wipe, sheets on roll and the length of your quarantine.
The average user has 500% more toilet paper than they need for quarantine.

Thankfully the shortage didn’t mess with us at all. We had enough in the house that we were able to wait you hording sumbitches out until things died down a little and we could buy the new pack we were going to have to buy anyway. this means that we too now have more than we need, because you really don’t need that much.

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