Wonders never cease. Doug Ford is out here insulting protesters and I agree with him. Ontario Premier Doug Ford slammed a group of people protesting coronavirus-related restrictions outside Queen’s Park on Saturday, calling them a “bunch of yahoos.” Dozens of protesters gathered outside of the legislature demanding an easing of restrictions that officials have implemented …
Monthly Archives: April 2020
Nobody Likes An Hour Long Advertisement, YouTube
I went off about this long ass ads on YouTube business at least once before, but I’m going to need to do it again here because holy shit, these people just set some new standards. Thankfully I can skip ads now unlike seven years ago when that was written. If I couldn’t, this post would …
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Siri Is Much Funnier Than Google
If you have access to one you might already know this, but your digital assistant (Google, Siri, probably Alexa) will tell you a joke if you ask. I do this sometimes for my own amusement or in search of a joke I can send to my family. Plenty of these jokes are not very good, …
Did She Have To Dust Herself?
Let’s be clear. Groping somebody who does not wish to be groped is never a good or smart thing to do. But it is especially unsmart when the person in question is the fingerprint lady who happens to be booking you into jail. As Evans was being fingerprinted by technician Dena Pham, he allegedly “reached …
I’ll Swing For Ice Cream
Police don’t know who she is, but somewhere out there there is a woman who really, really likes chocolate ice cream. So much so that it’s worth spitting on folks and busting out windows when her eatery of choice has none available at 2:30 in the morning. Investigators say the woman went ballistic after Rally’s …
Call Before You…Never Mind
We don’t use our irony tag all that much, but this seems like a good reason to give it some love. Construction crew hits underground fiber line, causes outage of ‘call before you dig’ hotline It looks like someone may have forgotten to call before they started digging and now others are unable to do …
Making A Baby
A guy says to the bartender, “My wife and I are trying to make a baby.” “Congratulations,” says the bartender. “Thanks,” the guy replies. “We’re almost done. We just need to find a head and a left foot.”
Hey Hey! Ho Ho! All Of Us Have Got To Go!
I totally understand being irritated by the constant noise, but I question the logic of using laxatives to *stop* incessant tooting. Angered by the noise coming from a union picket line across frome their home, an Ohio couple allegedly made sugar cookies spiked with a laxative and gave the baked goods to striking school employees, …
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Wait, A What?
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I’m a typo.”
If You Need Something To Do, You Can Heat UP This Hot Dog
Serious question. Do pick-up techniques like those employed by Mustafa Demiray here ever actually work? I know that if I ever said anything to a woman to the effect of “hey, you’re bored, I’m bored, how’s about you lollipop my dong” it would be nothing but a ticket to the ICU to have the swelling …
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