And speaking of dumb, why would you even try getting away with throwing a big party right now? There’s no way somebody isn’t going to stooge that off. Cripes, you’d probably raise less suspicion if you just straight up murdered somebody…assuming that the murder in question involved five people or fewer, of course.
Wellington County OPP said they received several calls Saturday night regarding a large outdoor party in the Township of Mapleton.
Police attended at around 11:30 p.m. and broke up the party.
One person was charged under the Emergency Management and Civil Protections Act which prevents public gatherings of more than five people.
Hopefully this clown, his dimwit pals or all of the above are loaded in the monetary sense, because that charge could net our friend here a fine of anywhere between $750 and $100,000.