I’ll Swing For Ice Cream

Police don’t know who she is, but somewhere out there there is a woman who really, really likes chocolate ice cream. So much so that it’s worth spitting on folks and busting out windows when her eatery of choice has none available at 2:30 in the morning.

Investigators say the woman went ballistic after Rally’s workers informed her they only had vanilla ice cream available. Upon learning that there was no chocolate ice cream in stock, she spit on employees and then set upon the business’s windows with a baseball bat.
It is unclear whether the woman entered Rally’s with a baseball bat or retrieved it from her car upon learning that no chocolate ice cream would be forthcoming.
The suspect fled in a gray SUV before police responded to 911 calls from the restaurant.

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