This audio is about a year old, but it’s the first time I’ve actually heard one of these douche lords calling 911 to complain about an Amber Alert alarm.
I commend the restraint of the police service. Were I them I’d have used the system’s tracing capabilities to find this rump pumpkin’s house, remove his skull from his rectum and then cave it in. Fucking asshat.
“Niagara emergency, do you need police or ambulance?” the dispatcher asks on the recording.
“I want to know who the hell is sending these alerts out,” the man says. “What right do you have to send an alert out to Niagara Falls, wake me up at five o’clock in the f–king morning?”
The dispatcher replies that the message was to help find a missing child.
“I don’t give a shit! OK?” the man bellows. “Are you out of your mind?”