You Can’t Half Your Cake And Eat It Too

I give this woman, or perhaps just her giant testicles, bonus points for trying. Yeah, definitely just the nuts. The rest of her *is* nuts and gets no bonus points for thinking this would work.

The suspect, who has not been identified, entered the bakery section of the store and proceeded to eat half of a cake while walking through the aisles, WWOR reported citing Wichita Falls Police Department.
Once at the register, the woman demanded half off because she was only buying half a cake. Police say she refused to pay for the missing half of the cake despite eating it on her way to checkout.
She ultimately paid for the whole cake once police arrived and was barred from the store for theft.

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