Hot tip: If you’re going to break into someone’s house and use his inversion table, make sure you know how to get in and out of it so you don’t have to scream for help when you find yourself stuck in it upside down.
The homeowner and an apparently hopelessly trapped Jeremy Sanders are reported to have had a bit of a conversation, one during which Sanders informed him that “they told me to come here” when asked what on earth he thought he was doing.
That may partially explain why Sanders was taken to a local hospital to be tested for drug impairment when he was finally freed.
Following that trip, he was taken to jail and charged with aggravated burglary for not only his misadventure with the table, but also because he appears to have taken some cranberry juice from the house at some point.
Yup, definitely on drugs. Who drinks cranberry juice?