What Are You?

I wish I’d thought of this. I may have to use it some Halloween.

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.

“I’m assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?” I asked.

The waitress responded proudly, “I’m self-absorbed.”

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