I wish I’d discovered this song last time. Or maybe I don’t. Yes, I was told to go back to the MRI for another scan. Basically, last time I was sent there, they found an itcy bitcy teeny weeny spot on my pituitary. Hmmm that almost works like the yellow Polka dot Bikini song. Anyway …
Monthly Archives: October 2020
Planes for Puppies!
I meant to put this up last week, but better late than never. In the pandemic’s long line of sucky side-consequences, it has made it harder for Guide dogs for the Blind, the school that trained Trixie and Tansy, to transport puppies and some adult dogs in need, to where they need to go. Many …
Maybe Now You’ll Wear The Biggest Mask I’ve Ever Seen
I want my heart to go out to Donald Trump now that he has COVID-19, but my heart is not having it It seems this is the conversation a lot of people are having since the news came out about Trump’s COVID diagnosis. I look at it like this: The guy is a complete scuzbag …
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You’re Still Weird If You Wear Two Different Colours, Though
Online shoe seller Zappos tests out selling 1 shoe at a time, not a pair The headline makes this sound strange, but it really isn’t. The idea is to better accommodate people with issues like amputations or different sized feet, which is pretty cool. It’s the sort of thing even I might use because of …
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Reese’s Pieces
The Reese McGuire public masturbation case has been resolved. It actually wound up over the summer, but this is me we’re dealing with here and I’m not always the quickest at getting to these things. Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire has pleaded no contest to a disorderly conduct charge — a second-degree misdemeanour — …
Do This, Don’t Do That, Can’t You Read The Sign?
This one contains exactly what it says on the tin…er…make that the can. Or perhaps the bottle. Could be the frosty mug, too. Those sometimes have things printed on them. Drunk driver arrested after crashing into ‘Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over’ sign A North Port man was arrested for DUI Sunday after crashing his …
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How Do You Almost Make The Presidential Debate Watchable?
You add Weird Al and autotune, that’s how. I watched maybe five minutes of that “shitshow” on Tuesday night and the one question I had was who do I want to punch in the face more, everyone on that stage for being just the most insufferable childish assholes or me for not making better use …
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