Six Feet? No Problem! Are You Sure That’s All You Need? I’ll Gladly Give You More

It’s good to see folks are taking public health measures seriously. London police apprehended a sword-wielding man after he was reportedly swinging the blade at the public, asking them to stay six feet away from him Police were called to the area of Oxford Street and Wharncliffe Road North at around 1:30 p.m. Tuesday following …

Honika Electronika

This song has been around for years. I would have never known. It’s certainly perfect for this year, since we’re not supposed to be seeing our whole families this holiday. The phonetic spelling of Hanukkah in the title made me want to find out why it’s sometimes spelled Chanukah and sometimes Hanukkah. Apparently there are …

The Eh! List: A Weekly Spotify Playlist Of New Canadian Music

Exclaim!, which I read fairly regularly but apparently not closely enough, has been running a weekly playlist of new Canadian music on Spotify for a little over a year now. It’s called The Eh! List, and it gets updated every Friday. I just discovered it today, and will try to make a point of remembering …

I’m Jealous Of Patrick Swayze. He Doesn’t Have To Be Around To Listen To This

I think I might owe Colt Ford an apology. Jesus. Is this supposed to be a satirical statement on the vapid nature of modern pop music? I hope so, because if it’s trying to be anything else, it only succeeds at being three minutes and 15 seconds of concentrated awful. If an autotuned Zac Brown …

Don’t Run With Scissors, Jimmy. Snort Them Instead

Excuse me, but why do these exist? pic.twitter.com/xL0SYEeR1R — GeekGirlForever (@scifichick25) September 27, 2019 Seriously, what in the actual hell is this and how did it ever go beyond the wouldn’t it be funny if…stage? Another fun and innovative product from Westcott! Sniffs are the first and only scented kids’ scissors, sure to make crafts, …

The Plot Unraveled When Investigators Noticed Everyone’s Names

Three men have been arrested in connection with the stabbing death of a bus driver in Ohio. There isn’t much amusing about that, but if there’s one thing that qualifies it’s that two of the arrested are Abraham Shears and Donte T. Slash. And yes, Slash is the one who is accused of doing the …

You Say Tomato, I Say “Motherfucker, I’ll Stab You In Your Fucking Face”

I think we might have bigger problems than simple tomatos here. Gates’s grandmother told police that the teenager “began to throw a fit because she couldn’t have more tomatoes at the dinner table.” Gates allegedly threw a water bottle at her grandfather and a pack of cigarettes at a 73-year-old female relative (who was struck …

I’m Too Bored For Just One Night

Well…my way behind behind finally made it to Wrestlemania. I thought about dusting off the notepad for the occasion, but I’m glad I didn’t. There’s only so many times and so many ways I would have been able to say nice try, but meh. These empty building shows are rough, you guys. Like really rough. …