Holy crap. Miley Cyrus did this. the Party In the U.S.A. kid. The performance was part of her set at a streaming music festival called Save Our Stages Fest, put on to raise money for the National Independent Venue Association. It had a fairly stacked lineup from the sounds of it, but I think Miley …
Monthly Archives: March 2021
Mask Up, Or Else!
Sadly, shooting a mask onto someone’s face from a distance isn’t a concept that could ever actually work, but it sure is fun to think about. In a perfect world we either wouldn’t need this at all or there should be at least one in every building. I can’t decide which would be better. And …
Look There She Goes, that Girl Is Sick, No Question
Beauty and the Beast lends itself well to coronavirus parodies, it seems. First it was Wear a Mask, and now we have Little Town. If your memory is failing you, that’s the one where Belle says good morning to everyone and they talk about how odd she is. This time, she’s that guy. You know …
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The Blue Jays Are World Series Champions!
Game six again! Another radio call I didn’t hear at the time because I was watching it on TV with the family. The only bit I remember is Tom Cheek saying “The Blue Jays are World Series champions!”. That line was played over and over again after the fact. Not as often as the legendary …
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If You’re Old Or Disabled But Not In A Wheelchair, The City Of Waterloo Will Take You To And From A Vaccine Clinic For Free
Free transportation to COVID-19 vaccination clinics for seniors and adults with disabilities in Waterloo This is a nice thing that Waterloo is doing and I hope that other cities in the region and beyond will follow suit. But dear god, this one line here. According to a Thursday news release, the vehicles are not wheelchair …
A Funeral Is A Good Excuse To Party! Yeah!
I don’t know who needs to see this, but if ever there comes or has come a time during the pandemic when you and I have a conversation and afterwards you think to yourself geesh, Steve sure seemed annoyed with me when I talked about all the places I’ve been to and I can’t figure …
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I Can See Some ID. Please, Sir
It’s been a while since a fella has given the cops a false name even though his real one is tattooed on his body, but I’ve found another one. It’s one from a couple years back, but since when has that stopped us? Say hello to Matthew Bushman. Police were looking to speak to him …
Dollar Genital
A couple of things here: If your justification for doing almost anything is I saw it in a porn movie once so thought she might like it, a better justification is probably in order. Are there a lot of porn movies in which a strange man exposes himself to a mother and her young son …
The Achoo People
Does anybody else think it’s funny that Waterloo Region put one of its COVID vaccination clinics in an old RONA store? This is a great way to start the new week! We are about to open the doors at the largest clinic to date in Waterloo Region. This clinic has the capacity to grow to …
You Win Some, You Lose Some
Here’s something to think about. If you drown while running from the police, should your escape attempt be considered a success or a failure? On one hand they did catch you, especially if they were the ones who pulled you out of the water. But on the other, your aim is clearly to avoid going …
