I Can See Some ID. Please, Sir

It’s been a while since a fella has given the cops a false name even though his real one is tattooed on his body, but I’ve found another one. It’s one from a couple years back, but since when has that stopped us?

Say hello to Matthew Bushman.

Photo of Matthew Bushman
That’s not my name. I just think it’s cool.

Police were looking to speak to him about a forgery case he may have been involved in. Bushman, who has the words “”Matty B” tattooed on his neck, gave the ones who found him the wrong name and date of birth because yeah, that’ll work.

It didn’t. He was hauled in on an active warrant and charged with obstructing justice.

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