The Blue Jays Are Going To The 1992 World Series!

Some more classic Blue Jays audio by way of Toronto Mike. This time, it’s the last few minutes of the game that clinched the Jays the 1992 ALCS and sent them off to the World Series, which they would eventually win in six games over the Atlanta Braves. This audio is also from a game …

If You’ve Ever Wished Your Windshield Wipers Would Work In Time With The Music You’re Listening To, This Is The Video For You

There are exactly 0 things about any of this right here that are either simple or practical, but I absofrigginlutely understand why someone would want to do it. Next, can we make one that works for the clicking of turn signals? You would be doing a great service to those of us who go weirdly …

You Should Get A Plane Ride! And You Should Get A Plane Ride! And You Should Get A Plane Ride!…

Federal government approves Air Canada purchase of Transat A.T. Inc. No matter what you would think of this merger during normal times, right now there’s no way in hell it should be allowed. Christ. Air Canada shouldn’t be allowed to treat a buddy to a Tims run right now let alone purchase another airline. In …

Welcome To The 20th Century, Fort Nelson

Remember how surprising it was when we learned a year or so ago that there were still places in Canada that didn’t have 911 service? Well, here’s another one. Fort Nelson, B.C. just got it up and running at the end of January. According to the article, much of the reason it wasn’t a thing …

The Family Reunion Of My Dreams Is Not The Family Reunion Of My Dreams!

I had a dream that I thought I should write down because it was short, to the point, and simultaneously funny and disturbing. In the dream, we walked into a family gathering, the first one we were able to have in a while. We were all so happy to see each other, and there were …

As Usual, The Solution To All Of Our Problems Is To Tax The Crap Out Of Average People

Deutsche Bank has a bad proposal for your consideration. Since more and more people are working at home now and a lot of them could very likely continue to do so once the pandemic ends, it’s going to create problems for parts of the economy that rely heavily on commuters or people otherwise being out …

What The Hell Is That Song Called? Who Cares. The Chorus Goes La La La La La La…

Spotify Adds Ability to Search Songs by Lyrics Apparently you’ve been able to do this for months, but I’m only finding out about it today because that’s just how things work for me now. I wonder how you would phrase one of these queries for a Siri or Google Home voice search. Can you even? …