Sarnia police ask for help in locating owners of missing walkers Yes, that was a stupid joke, but I couldn’t resist making it. In all seriousness, it appears they’ve been stolen. I feel comfortable saying this because while there are many aspects of this world that I do not understand, I do know that generally …
Monthly Archives: June 2021
Never Get High While In Charge Of The Supply
There’s never a good time to fall asleep at a red light, but doing so in the middle of the afternoon while you’re driving around with a veritable pharmacy worth of illegal substances in your car is especially bad. A fellow from Corunna, Ontario found this out the hard way recently when a nice officer …
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If iOS 14.6 Has Crushed Your Battery Life, Maybe This Will Help
A few weeks ago, the iPhone 8 that Rogers tried to rip me off on was in trouble. Straight out of the blue, it had no battery life at all. I could charge it, and a few hours later, no matter how much or how little I had used it, it would be totally dead. …
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I wouldn’t Dream Of Being This Irresponsible! Or…Would I?
In some of my dreams, like the ones where I’m coming up with new tech ideas or predicting the future, I like to think I’m a genius. But in others, I think there’s a part of me that considers me to be the biggest moron on the planet. I know there are common dreams we …
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The Amazon Harp?
I had another dream about something that I think could actually be invented. I’m not sure if I want it to be, but I woke up thinking that was not entirely far-fetched. In the dream, I said to Steve that I was expecting a package from Amazon. He asked me when and I said I …
The Poison Is The Misinformation
I’ve been seeing people saying there’s antifreeze in the COVID vaccines. The TL;DR version is there isn’t, but let me try to explain where they’re getting this from in case you’ve heard it or you hear someone talking about it. One of the ingredients in both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines is something called Polyethylene …
I Want To See The Coffin, Coughin’ Be Damned!
I saw this story around Mother’s Day, and although restrictions are less severe than they were last month, I think it’s still worth talking about. There was a Leamington cemetery that decided to close its gates on Mother’s Day because of all the potential for crowds when people were being discouraged from gathering. Because of …
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Some Interesting Choices There, Doug
In a sure sign that things are going great and everyone is perfectly happy, Doug Ford quietly conducted a massive cabinet shuffle on a Friday afternoon. It feels to me like he just shuffled it, but apparently it’s been a couple of years. Man, time moves fast. Anyway, he made a couple of interesting choices …
Sir, We Donut Want You Eating In Here
It seems to me that if I were an identity thief and a shoplifter who was already on probation, I would want to keep a low profile. What I would not want is to be caught doing something silly like, say, being an asshole to store clerks during a pandemic. Guelph police were first called …
Look Both Ways, Officer
Police locate missing 6-year-old boy after nearly being struck by train God this stuff annoys me. I don’t know if they still teach kids to read the news as a way of improving their own writing like they did when I was in school, but it might be time to fucking stop if yes. That …
