I got far more enjoyment out of this than I ever have from an episode of friends, so nice work. Here’s what it’s supposed to sound like, although I might now argue that we’ve already heard what it’s supposed to sound like. And while I’m here, “Johnny Have You Seen Her”, the song the Rembrandts […]
This should be your typical Master Criminals tale. Two thieves are caught in the act, they try to flee but can’t because their getaway car has other plans, but then, instead of taking off on foot, they decide to hang out and call someone else for a ride. Indeed, this ought to nestle neatly into […]
Seriously, it’s like the most bleeding obvious thing. But here I am, thinking about what I might want to give and receive for Christmas this year, and the ability to subscribe someone else to something they would want through only like the biggest subscription platform in the world isn’t a thing I can do. And […]
Money for Nothing: + Shop Around: + You Really Got Me Van Halen style: = Money for Shopping.
It’s bad enough that this woman shot her own daughter because she came home unexpectedly, but just look at this horseshit. Chief Norman said he tried to think of what advice to give in such a difficult case, “If you realize someone has a gun for protection, and they’re not expecting you — announce yourself when […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You’ll never catch me doing one of those stupid DNA tests. They’re just far more trouble than they’re worth. Here’s one more reason why. In an emotional letter to Slate’s Dear Prudence podcast, the woman explained how her and her husband grew up in the same small […]
I had no idea there were so many ways to spell pregnant. Perhaps I need to spend more time hanging out at Yahoo! Answers. No. I do not need that. No one does.
Talking live into a microphone is hard. I spent a few years doing it myself, so I can sympathize when somebody messes up. And I think Sara Welch here could use some of that sympathy right now, because this one’s not going to be easy to live down. A reporter has been left red-faced after […]
Come on, you guys. Even superheroes need a mental health day now and then.
Don’t ask me why, but somehow it appears that neither of us has ever posted Samuel L. Jackson’s heartwarming reading of the children’s classic “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. So before we go any further, allow me to remedy that. Now with that in mind, I give you this extremely important, updated version fit for […]